Your 2021 Scorpio Horoscope
By DeathWishCoffee — / Lifestyle
Scorpio—October 23 - November 22, 2021
See that dark creature over there sipping coffee in the shadows? Say hi to Scorpio! On second thought—don’t. There’s a reason why Scorpios sit in their rooms with the lights off and alone while everyone else goes about their morning. While Scorpios don’t bite, their often sarcastic edge and cynical humor can sting the bright-eyed Bettys and cheery-faced Charlies if provoked before their first cup.
Scorpios are as mysterious as a ghost encounter and sometimes just as haunting. Yet somehow their mystifying nature is...charming? Sure, Scorpios are undoubtedly intense, but with their intensity comes great power to live and love immensely.
Sly + Seriously Psychic
Scorpio season comes during a time of year where death is dominant. However, the sign of Scorpio carries the wisdom that death brings new life, so Scorpios drink coffee to invoke their transformative power of renewal. Coffee gives Scorpio a penetrative perception to see and feel all that is unseen. And if you’re wondering—yes, they probably are reading your mind.
Mistresses and masters of veiled truths and piercing gazes, Scorpios are charming psychics who hide in plain sight. Intuitive and powerful, these water signs manage to excel in the material world while brewing deeper emotional dimensions. In a word, Scorpios are, complex. And they’re cool as cold-brew coffee.
Sharp like their namesake constellation of the Scorpion, those born under this sign are sarcastic, cynical and may trigger more sensitive souls. That said, Scorpios love deeply, are fiercely loyal and live life with a death-defying passion that rivals the fire signs. Scorpios take on espresso (or tequila) shots and triple-dog dares, they aren’t afraid of the dark or even your inner demons. They’re sexy—and more fun than you.
Ruled by the planet of destruction, Pluto, and the planet war, Mars, this sly sign heeds a warning. Do not attempt to cross or outsmart a Scorpio, or you will feel the swift and bitter sting of regret.
When Scorpios come alive, they’ll emerge from their cave to live, laugh, and love more intensely than anyone you know. Sure, their laugh is reminiscent of a maniacal evil villain, but that’s why you love them, damn it.
- Domicile: Pluto and Mars
- Element: Water
- Color: Black + dark red
- Bodily Zone: Genitals, nose, bladder, sweat glands
- Mode: Mutable
- Opposition: Taurus
- Symbols: Scorpion, the dark, cycles life and death
- Constellation: The Scorpion
- DWC Habit: Slightly Sweet Cold Brew, served cold as death
- Your People: Drake, Frida Kahlo, Pablo Picasso, Bjork, Leonardo DiCaprio, Whoopi Goldberg, Danny DeVito
When we look to the stars and planets, they are sure to lead us to coffee. At Death Wish Coffee Co. we celebrate all twelve star signs of the zodiac and how coffee connects them to the universe. Buckle up for your caffeinated quest through the stars. And keep your eyes peeled each month for astrology-inspired merch.
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