10 memes that decaf drinkers just wouldn't understand

By Kristen Underwood — / Death Wish Coffee Blog

10 Memes that decaf drinkers just wouldn’t understand 

There are two types of people in this world. First, you have coffee people and then, you have sad people. But hey, some of us choose to follow our dreams and some of us choose to drink decaf. If you’re searching for happiness, you’re gonna have to sip the good stuff. Sorry decaf drinkers, majority rules

Decaf drinkers catch a hard time in the coffee world, making up only 10% of the entire coffee market. While we still respect our decaf friends, there are a few things they’ll just never understand.

If you DON’T drink decaf, enjoy.

Let's be honest, more caffeine means more shit done. 

We're not perfect either, but at least we can admit when we're wrong! 

One sip of decaf and the only thing kicking in is the realization that you have a long ass day ahead of you.


At least if you spill decaf, you can replace it with water. Same thing, right?


Caffeine = energy. Need I say more?

Caffeine improves our mood. Therefore more caffeine = better mood. Everyone loves us, and we act like we love them, too.

Coffee owns us, and we're okay with that.

I tried.

We're all winners here.

Okay, so we're a little impatient, but we mean well.

Related: The only five ways to say "No" to decaf


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