Zakk Wylde's Most Insane Coffee Rants

By Death Wish Coffee — / Death Wish Coffee Blog

 

It's no secret that Zakk Wylde loves coffee. Not only is he the creator of Valhalla Java, he also loves to post about it while going on hilarious rants on Instagram. If we had to guess, it's likely the power of Odin running through his veins, but either way the result is typically hilarious. 

1. That time he proved Valhalla was the destroyer of sadness. 

 

 

 

ALMIGHTY BL!!! It's Monday...DESTROY YOUR SADNESS - tBLSt SDMF @wyldeaudio @deathwishcoffee @guitarcenter @emgpickups @tonepros @blacklabelsocietyofficial @blacklabelsocietyfanclub @zakksabbath

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2. That time he made really weird noises while grinding it. 

 

VALHALLA JAVA ALMIGHTY BL!!! May The ODINFORCE BLEND POWAH You Through a MANROOT DOMINATING/LABIA QUIVERING WEEKEND O' CRUSHING DELIGHT!!! tBLSt SDMF @wyldeaudio @deathwishcoffee @tonepros @emgpickups @blacklabelsocietyfanclub @blacklabelsocietyofficial @zakksabbath @guitarcenter

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3. That time he probably drank too much coffee and went on a rant about Brangelina. 

 

 

 

 

The BLACK LABEL HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP INSIDER - Look at the menu...Make a Choice...Then,for The LOVE of ALL Things LED ZEPPELIN & BLACK SABBATH - STICK WITH IT!!! tBLSt SDMF @wyldeaudio @deathwishcoffee @guitarcenter @tonepros @emgpickups @blacklabelsocietyfanclub @blacklabelsocietyofficial @zakksabbath

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4. That time he drank Valhalla Java in a Viking cap while singing with a creep mannequin. 

VALHALLA JAVA ODINFORCE BLEND Conversations w/REGAN - tBLSt - shop.blacklabelsociety.com

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5. That time he lined up all of his Valhalla Java on the porch and grunted at it. 

VALHALLA JAVA ALMIGHTY BL!!! It's THORSDAY!!! May The ODINFORCE BLEND Be w/YOU ALL!!! tBLSt SDMF @wyldeaudio @guitarcenter @emgpickups @tonepros @deathwishcoffee @blacklabelsocietyfanclub @blacklabelsocietyofficial @zakksabbath

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